Shamelessly Snarky Healing Necklace for Your "Spiritual Awakening"
This natural Rhodochrosite stone charm hangs on a raw brass chain (16–18") and delivers a powerful dose of healing humor, funny new age satire, and spiritual sass. Perfect as a quirky gift for yourself or for all the silly billies in your life, this necklace reminds you that life’s too short not to laugh at yourself. If you find yourself offended, well—maybe it’s time for your next spiritual awakening!
The card reads:
For when you need to love yourself but can’t remember why.
Encourages self-compassion for all the stupid shit you've done.
Helps you embrace your own worth —you’re enough (not the best), but just fine.
A necklace for when self-love is more of a suggestion than a practice.
Brings inner peace and comfort —just like your vibrator, but quieter.
Aids in accepting yourself for the dumpster fire that you are.
There’s nobody like you—thank God.
Perfect for the easily triggered Leo and Scorpios.
