Shamelessly Snarky Healing Necklace for Your "Spiritual Awakening"
This natural Carnelian stone charm hangs on a raw brass chain (16–18") and delivers a powerful dose of healing humor, funny new age satire, and spiritual sass. Perfect as a quirky gift for yourself or for all the silly billies in your life, this necklace reminds you that life’s too short not to laugh at yourself. If you find yourself offended, well—maybe it’s time for your next spiritual awakening!
Card Reads:
Gives the courage to confront your shadow self—who is also tired of your shit.
Dulls the edge of your rage, but your resting bitch face stays.
Boosts confidence to post selfies captioned "healed and unbothered” (while you’re definitely not either).
Stimulates creativity so intense, your “vision board for squirrels” feels revolutionary.
Motivates you to start three projects —and finish zero.
Perfect for when your “inner warrior” meets your MLM side hustle.
Turns any minor inconvenience into a “transformation journey”.
Enhances Aries, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, and Capricorn signs —and your talent for making everything about you.
